Alex: I think my first kiss, uhm, went a little like this, I don't know, I guess my real first kiss was...
Jack: ...Was like 3 weeks ago, right?
Alex: yeah, with your mom
Rian: I was in 8th grade and my girlfriend at the time and I were like "slow dancing" to Slipknot (wait and bleed), it was a weird thing
Alex: How do you "slow dance" to Slipknot dude?
Rian: *laughs* Anyway, and it was after that, it was weird. Gummy, I'd say
Alex: Gummy? Didn't you have teeth?
Zack: Mine was in 8th grade at a park
Jack: Did you touch her tits bro?
Zack: Probably, I really don't remember
Alex: Did you get to second base bro?
Zack: I hope I did
Alex: High five dude! Second base
Jack: I didn't really use to kiss girls but in kindergarten I used to go behind the chalkboard and we showed each other our body parts
Rian: In kindergarten? That's a little weird
Alex: You're grossing me out bro. It was kindergarten dude
Jack: I know man but I was young too
Alex: You were in kindergarten until you were 14
Miles Kane. Best quote ever. (via haigemma)