Alex: I think my first kiss, uhm, went a little like this, I don't know, I guess my real first kiss was...

Jack: ...Was like 3 weeks ago, right?

Alex: yeah, with your mom

Jack: yeah

Rian: I was in 8th grade and my girlfriend at the time and I were like "slow dancing" to Slipknot (wait and bleed), it was a weird thing

Alex: How do you "slow dance" to Slipknot dude?

Rian: *laughs* Anyway, and it was after that, it was weird. Gummy, I'd say

Alex: Gummy? Didn't you have teeth?

Zack: Mine was in 8th grade at a park

Rian: Nice

Jack: Did you touch her tits bro?

Zack: Probably, I really don't remember

Alex: Did you get to second base bro?

Zack: I hope I did

Alex: High five dude! Second base

Jack: I didn't really use to kiss girls but in kindergarten I used to go behind the chalkboard and we showed each other our body parts

Rian: In kindergarten? That's a little weird

Alex: You're grossing me out bro. It was kindergarten dude

Jack: I know man but I was young too

Alex: You were in kindergarten until you were 14

He (Alex) turned up one day in red jeans. That surprised me. I like it when he wears red jeans. When they’re tight.

Miles Kane. Best quote ever. (via haigemma)

wildasthewildwest:

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wildasthewildwest:

LOOK AT MY OTP AND CRY WITH ME THEY R SO PERJXBCNBSKRWHNKC OMG